What’s your favorite Napolean Dynamite Quote: Please Choose or write in?

May 6, 2010 by Bowhunter  
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dan asked:


a)You guys having a killer time?

b)You know… there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.

c)Lucky!

d)Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip.
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

e)Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

f)Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills lin Nunchak skills... bowhunting skills... computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

g)Do the chickens have large talons?

h)Yeah, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

i)I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? Because you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

j)Are you guys having a killer time?

k)Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!

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5 Responses to “What’s your favorite Napolean Dynamite Quote: Please Choose or write in?”
  1. Car History

    Favorite Part___________________________________________________
    Napoleon:Well can you do me a favor then.
    Kip:What?
    Napoleon:Can you bring me my chapstick
    Kip:No Napoleon.
    Napoleon:But my lips hurt real bad!
    Kip:Just borrow some from the school nurse I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer.
    Napoleon:I’m not gunna use hers, You sicko!
    Kip:See ya.
    *Hangs up*
    Napoleon:Ugh… Idiot!

    Favorite Line: Ugh… Idiot!
    lol

  2. Make Beer says:

    Home Theater

    Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!
    or
    YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE!!

  3. Sporting Goods Archery

    Thats almost impossible to choose from, but I would say E because of how dead serious he is when saying it.

  4. Makeup Discounters

    E slightly nudges out D for me…

    add some great pedro lines too!

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